Chalkboard · updated this morning

What's open on the farm today?

Hey neighbor — here's what's still free. Pick a slot, and it's held under your name until you pull in.

  • 8:30 AM Egg pickup3 spots open Book
  • 10:00 AM Farm tour & tasting6 spots open · free Book
  • 1:15 PM Beef bundle pickup2 spots open Book
  • 4:00 PM Farm tour & tasting4 spots open · free Book
Book Now

Call the barn: (555) 014-2290

How it works

Four steps from the board to the barn.

No app, no account, no password to forget. The board is the schedule — you pick a slot and we hold it for you.

Book a Time
  1. 1

    Check the board

    Tours, egg pickups and beef pickups are posted as they open. The chalkboard at the top of this page is kept current through the day.

  2. 2

    Pin your name to a slot

    Tell us how many folks are coming and a phone number to reach you. The slot comes off the board and goes under your name.

  3. 3

    We'll confirm with you

    You'll hear back from the farm with your time and directions out to the place. If something changes, call the barn and we'll shuffle it.

  4. 4

    Come on out

    Bring a cooler for beef and a basket for eggs. The tour and tasting is free — walk the pasture, meet the hens, see how the herd is raised.

A dirt farm road curving between hay fields toward distant mountains under a wide blue sky

Everything starts and ends at the barn here in Paonia.

Pickup & tour meeting point

On the board this season

What you can book.

Tours are free, egg subscriptions run month to month, and beef is reserved ahead of time. Every one of them starts with a slot on the board.

Free

Farm Tour & Tasting

Walk the pasture with us, meet the hens and the herd, and taste what's coming off the place right now. Come as you are — boots, kids and questions all welcome.

  • Free, by slot on the board
  • Meet at the barn in Paonia
  • Good for families and small groups
Book a tour slot →
From $26 / month

Egg Subscription

A standing pickup slot filled with eggs gathered that morning. Choose the day that fits your week and keep it as long as you like.

Hands lifting a fresh egg from a nest box in a henhouse Start a subscription →
By appointment

Beef Bundle Pickup

Choose your bundle, then take a pickup window off the board. We'll have it chilled and waiting in the barn, ready to load.

Cattle grazing on green pasture with mountains behind them in evening light Book a pickup →
$200 deposit

Whole / Half Beef Deposit

Reserve a whole or half with a $200 deposit and we'll pin your name to the board. When your beef is ready for pickup, you'll get a call and choose your window.

  • Reserve a whole or a half
  • $200 deposit holds your spot
  • Pickup scheduled by appointment at the barn
Place a deposit →
DELTA GUNNISON MONTROSE MESA Paonia Sketch — not to scale
Pickups and tours start here

Service area

Four counties, one barn door.

Everything happens on the farm in Paonia, and neighbors drive in from all over the Western Slope. The board shows the pickup and tour windows still open.

  • Delta County
  • Gunnison County
  • Montrose County
  • Mesa County

Not sure which slot suits your drive? Call the barn at (555) 014-2290 and we'll tell you what's open and when to come.

Book a time

Pick your slot on the board.

Chalk it in and come on out. If today doesn't fit your week, take a look at what's posted and we'll hold the next one for you.

  • Farm tour & tasting Free
  • Egg subscription from $26/mo
  • Beef bundle pickup By appointment
  • Whole / half beef deposit $200
A cooler and wrapped beef packages set on a pickup tailgate at the farm in late afternoon
Beef, chilled and ready at the barn