Pooper Troopers · Miami pet waste removal

One call.
No poop.
Miami.

Calls and texts go straight to the scoop line. Tell us the yard, pick a rhythm, and get back to enjoying the grass.

  • Miami
  • Coral Gables
  • Doral
  • Hialeah

Line 01 · Scoop hotline

Ring ring!

Tap the number to reach the crew

(555) 014-2290

On a phone, that tap starts the call. Prefer to type? Text the same number and we'll reply from the route.

Have this handy

  • Your address
  • How many dogs
  • The day you want us out

The lines

Four patrols.
One hotline.

Pick the rhythm that suits your yard, or call in a rescue when things have gotten away from you. Every option below is booked by phone or text.

Gloved hand tying off a bag of scooped waste on a mowed Miami lawn
Mid-patrol: scooped, bagged, gone.

Not sure which one fits? We'll help you pick in a 30-second call.

(555) 014-2290

Line 01

Weekly Patrol

One visit every week on your set day. The whole yard walked, scooped and bagged out — for the dog who never lets up.

$22

Line 02

Bi-Weekly Patrol

Every other week on the same day. A good fit for smaller yards and lighter traffic.

$32

Line 03

One-Time Rescue

A yard that's gotten away from you. We come out once, clear the whole thing, and you're back in business.

$50

Line 04

Yard Sanitizing

Knock back what a busy yard holds on to. Best paired with a patrol.

$20

A clean green Miami backyard with a small dog running across the grass

Field note

Fresh-cut turf, palm shade, and a lawn that got its afternoon back.

Get on the route (555) 014-2290

The route

Are you on the route?

Patrols run across four zones. Tap your city to start a call, or send a text and we'll take it from there.

One number for every zone: (555) 014-2290 — or text it.

A scoop, bucket and roll of bags resting on dewy lawn grass at sunrise
Scoop, bucket, bags — a patrol kit at sunrise.
A worker crouching on a sunny lawn with a long-handled scoop beside a palm tree
On the scoop, mid-patrol.

How it works

Three rings and you're done.

  1. 01

    You call or you text

    Tell us the address and how often you want us out. We set the day and the route from there.

  2. 02

    We roll up on patrol

    Scooped, bagged and carried out. The gate gets closed behind us.

  3. 03

    The yard's yours again

    Walk it barefoot, let the dog out, host the cookout. Nothing to think about.

Last call

Miami · Coral Gables · Doral · Hialeah

Stop thinking
about the yard.

(555) 014-2290

Weekly $22 · Bi-weekly $32 · One-time rescue $50 · Yard sanitizing $20