Field guide № 1 · Asheville, NC

A field guide to the stuff in your yard.

We identify it, remove it, and keep your grass readable — weekly, bi-weekly, or in one long sweep through the whole property.

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PLATE I — BACKYARD, TYPICAL 03 — ID PENDING 01 GRASS, OVERDUE 02 CANINE (SMALL) 03 UNIDENTIFIED 04 TOY, CHEWED COLLECTED WEEKLY · BAGGED AND HAULED AWAY SCALE 1:1
Plate I — backyard, typical. Specimens drawn to life size.
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Contents

Three ways to keep the page legible.

Same collector, same bag, different calendar. Every visit ends with a full sweep of the yard — so you can walk it in socks and mean it.

  1. 01

    Weekly rounds

    from $18

    The full sweep, same day every week. Best for one or two dogs and a lawn that gets used hard.

    Entry 01 · 52 visits a year
  2. 02

    Bi-weekly rounds

    from $28

    Every other week, for lighter traffic and slower-growing lawns. Still a complete count of the property.

    Entry 02 · every fourteen days
  3. 03

    One-time cleanup

    from $45

    The big first pass. Winter backlog, an overgrown back corner, or a yard you've just moved into.

    Entry 03 · single visit

Prices shown are starting prices. The final quote depends on yard size, access, and how many dogs are on the roster — all of which you can tell us in the form.

A dog walking across a sunlit backyard lawn in the morning
Plate II — Weekly rounds, early light.
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Range map

Where this guide is in print.

We collect across Asheville and out through the county — Black Mountain, Weaverville, and the roads in between.

  • 05Asheville
  • 06Black Mountain
  • 07Weaverville
  • 08Buncombe County

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07 WEAVERVILLE 05 ASHEVILLE 06 BLACK MOUNTAIN 08 BUNCOMBE COUNTY N
Territory: Buncombe County Monthly rounds, same collector (555) 014-2290

Field notes

The catalogue keeps growing.

Every yard has its own edition. We collect what the dogs leave behind, bag it, and carry it out — the grass gets a clean page and the yard stops reading like a mystery novel.

A collector raking a backyard lawn with a bucket at their feet
Plate III — Weekly rounds. Bucket, rake, and a lawn that needed both.
04

Specimen 04: unidentified, probably from something large. Collected weekly from $18.

  • Weeklyfrom $18
  • Bi-weeklyfrom $28
  • One-time cleanupfrom $45
A dog waiting at an open back door looking out at the yard
Plate IV — The culprit, supervising.

No contracts, no annual sign-up, no equipment for you to store. We bring the rake, the bags, and the nose that gave up long before yours did. You get the part where the lawn looks brand new.

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Margin note Asheville · Black Mountain · Weaverville · Buncombe County

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  • 01 Same collector, every visit
  • 02 Bagged and hauled away
  • 03 Change frequency any time
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